Tesla announced plans to produce 500,000 Cybertrucks this year at their Q2 earnings call.

Tesla is aiming squarely at the US’ top selling truck, the F-150 Lightning by shipping a truck that’s less than 19 feet long with a 6 foot truck bed. The F-150 Lightning is 19.25 feet long with a 5.5 foot utility bed. The Cybertruck may compete with Ford’s EV version of its top seller in hauling capacity, but style is another thing entirely.

Thank God I write for theSync and no one else.

Tesla’s first Cybertruck rolled off the line this week with less fanfar than its foibled debut. You may remember an engineer touting the nearly industrible windshield and breaking the windshield during a demonstration. Tesla is considering the Cybertruck[0] a release candidate and is driving it around the world to put it through its paces before releasing it to the world.

Elon Musk is claiming lots of breakthrough technology in the Cybertruck and states it’s the only 4-door pickup that can fit in a garage with such a long…truck bed. Musk said the Cybertruck is, “breaking boundaries,” right now it’s breaking my eyes. The Cybertruck looks like it was designed by a 9th grader who just got an ‘A’ on his polygons and planes quiz. He wanted a vehicle that would fit in a post-apocalyptic SciFi flick, and Tesla delivers.

Plowing Through the Dystopian

Tesla’s Cyberpunk Truck symbolizes the dystopian future we live in right now. The truck has a cold, chiseled design packed with lots of technology in an expensive price for navigating a hostile world. If we pay enough, we can leave the confines of our home to venture out in a environment with blistering heat and low air quality to jobs we hate. All to repeat the same process to afford payments for all of the high tech crap we need to distract us from miserable weekday jobs.

Tesla plans to put the Cybertruck into full production in 2024. We’ll be seeing more of this roomy, high tech vehicles, for our low lives.

-MJ