Author: Macie Jones (Macie Jones)

Cash Rolls in as AI Poses Threat to Humanity
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Cash Rolls in as AI Poses Threat to Humanity

Cash rules electronic AI machines. (C.R.E.A.M.) AI’s so called threat to humanity hasn’t stopped the money train from barreling in. Santa Clara, California based Nvidia Corporation briefly joined the $1 trillion club with Apple, Microsoft, and Google Tuesday morning. ChatGPT started its first semester in college just as the market for gaming PC and crypto...

NASA: No Real UFOs Sighted. Yet.
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NASA: No Real UFOs Sighted. Yet.

The truth is out there. We just haven’t found it yet. On Wednesday, real NASA scientists from the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office held a public panel to discuss all of the unidentified anomalous phenomena that’s been happening in recent years. Most Sightings Are Easily Explained In short, no one has sighted any real UFOs. 95%...

Wendy’s FreshAI Makes Drive-Thru Debut
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Wendy’s FreshAI Makes Drive-Thru Debut

You don’t read “Wendy’s” and “Fresh” in the same sentence very often. Even though Wendy’s is a late night last resort only chosen when I don’t want to die at Waffle House, I can’t help wrapping my lips around a large, juicy JBC at whatever o’clock in the morning. Wendy’s customers will soon place their...

Gene Edited Sausages Arrive in Time for BBQ Season
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Gene Edited Sausages Arrive in Time for BBQ Season

FDA: Gene-edited Sausages Safe. Unless They’re Not. Washington State University has produced sausages made from gene-edited meat. The US Food and Drug administration has authorized Washington State to allow gene-edited pig meat to enter the food supply. This new food innovation is being led by Professor Jon Oatley. Oatley is a professor in WSU’s School...

GenZ Gives Up Smartphones for Dumb Ones
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GenZ Gives Up Smartphones for Dumb Ones

Ohhhhh, look at you GenXers complaining about being glued to your phones and not doing anything about it. GenZers, Zennials, or those children aged 8 to 23 have decided to get out of the app rat race and are dumping their smartphones. The group has ironically raced to TikTok (and not Facebook) lamenting how their...

Grimes Encourages Everyone to User Her to Create AI Music
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Grimes Encourages Everyone to User Her to Create AI Music

Last week, we reported on Drake and The Weeknd beefing with nerds for using their voices to generate music. This week, Claire Boucher, the artist more popularly known as Grimes, encouraged every script kiddie and maker with GarageBand to, “use my voice without penalty,” in AI-generated music. She’ll Pay a 50% Royalty While Universal Music...

Sony World Photography Contest’s Top Prize Taken by AI
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Sony World Photography Contest’s Top Prize Taken by AI

The Sony World Photography Awards is the leading international photo contest. The contest has four competition levels (Pro, Open, Student, and Youth). Each competition level is free to enter and the top prize is $25,000. Boris Eldagsen was (is?) this year’s top winner in the Creative Open category showing a photo depicting two women stylized...

Kuwait News Introduces Fedha, the AI Anchor
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Kuwait News Introduces Fedha, the AI Anchor

Kuwait News, an affiliate of the Kuwait Times, introduced the world to Fedha, an AI news anchor who speaks fluent Arabic and wants to know the kind of news you’re interested in. أول مذيعة في #الكويت تعمل بالذكاء الاصطناعي • #فضة.. مذيعة #كويت_نيوز الافتراضية • ما هي نوعية الأخبار التي تفضلونها بتقديم #فضة زميلتنا الجديدة؟...